A Truly Unforgettable Experience At The SwelleN2 Farm Lodge.
Back in January, my business partner, Umbert and I spent two nights at the SwelleN2 Farm Lodge. We had a rather unforgettable experience in a good way.
The Experience:
Me and Umbert arrived at Swellendam in the early afternoon. First we explored the town, then had a nice meal at a fine restaurant before going to the farm lodge later that evening. Upon arriving at the lodge, we were greeted by Richard, the owner. Great bloke, one of the best. Anyways, the beds were fairly comfortable and all, and the lodge was surprisingly quiet despite being near the N2 highway. Decent accommodation I’d have to say. We both slept like a log that night.
However, on the second night things were a bit different.. My slumber was interrupted by the sound of a violent thudding and grunting noise coming from Umbert’s bed, followed by the ear piercing sound of his woman like screaming.
I immediately looked over to lay eyes upon something no man should ever see. I shall try my very best to describe this. There was an absurdly large pork on top of Umbert, pounding him like a toy. I could see the pork already had it’s enormous reproduction shaft fully inserted into his аnаl cavity, pumping gallons worth of seminal into him upon each hump, each time shaking the entire room. That pork was showing no mercy I’ll tell ya. And of course, I was naturally turned on by this, so I instinctively struggled out of my bed to join in. Believe I must’ve passed out some time during the intercourse as I can’t seem to remember the rest, Although, I think it’s safe to say we certainly had the most traumatic yet pleasurable time of our lives that night. A night we shall never forget.
Anyways, by the next morning the pork was no where to be seen, Bert’s bed had collapsed, the bed sheets were completely drenched with life and the bedroom walls were stained all over. The room had been completely turned upside down. And not to mention there was an excruciatingly foul smell that filled not only the room, but the entire lodge. In fact the stench was so bad that all of the guests staying at the lodge that day had to be evacuated.
Fortunately dear Richard was kind enough to take care of everything and we didn’t get in any trouble.
And as for our condition, I myself am okay but poor Umbert, practically paralysed waist down, can no longer walk properly as his rectum was completely demolished. But all in all, I still believe we had a remarkably superb (s)experience at the SwelleN2 Farm Lodge and would highly recommend visiting the place your selves.
Just remember to keep the door locked if you don’t fancy a giant pig sneaking in at night.
Lasty, many thanks to Gustav Puberto for recommending us the SwelleN2 Farm Lodge.
